I have been unfair lately. While it’s been fun brewing feet in malt beverages and fashioning cakes into thinly-veiled approximations of lady bits, the authenticity that makes Salty Seattle Salty Seattle has been lacking. You see, I don’t really eat like that, I eat like the food in this post, and it’s not nice of me to keep it from you for so long. I hope you haven’t forgotten about the part of this site that brings you wildly-experimental yet […]
When I decided to dive headlong into muffcakes I did so with some initial trepidation. You see, I am neither a cupcake nor a muffin lover. I thought perhaps it could be one of those rare cases when two un-scintillating things combine to make something borderline orgiastic- like when my parents made me, for example (smart, clever and humble too- watch out world!).
Nevertheless, when Angi from Rice and Wheat made up the word “muffcakes” during a twitter conversation with Mariko […]
*Don’t try this at home- since it’s my birthday, I have temporary immunity
Many people think 4Loko represents all that is wrong with the world.
Many others contest that.
Many people think that offal is also wrong.
Many others disagree.
I decided to put the two together in a highly-calculated scientific experiment to determine whether:
The world would be righted because I put two wrongs together
The world would be wronged because I put two rights together
The world would remain unchanged but I would have quite […]