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Hotel Filet Mignon with Blueberry-Port Reduction

*note- this is called “Hotel Filet Mignon” because I like to give food silly names based on the silliest ever: Airline Chicken. I’m going to come out with a whole line beyond Hotel Filet and Airline Chicken. It will include things like Skyscraper Scallops (a big tower, naturally), Poolside Pork Loin (drenched in azure sauce), and Railroad Rabbit (with railroad tie grill marks). Then I’ll sell the recipes to Swansons, they’ll turn them into TV dinners, and I’ll become a millionaire! Or a hundred-thousandaire at least, you’ll see.

The first time I met my homie John from Foodwishes he was staying in a hotel in Seattle. I had seen his videos, but what really sold me was a hot-off-the-presses clip he described wherein he cooked Cup o King Salmon using the limited resources in his hotel room.  We then bonded over 10 glasses of sherry in less than 20 minutes since I’ve been obsessed with hotel room cooking all my life.  Let me show you what is possible with little time, a quick jaunt in the rental car, and extremely limited kitchen equipment.

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Studio 54: A Disco Dinner

man in moon cocaine spoon

*This post is an entry for Foodbuzz’ Project Food Blog. The prompt: host a luxury dinner party.  If you like it, vote for it using the widget on the sidebar starting Monday 10/4-Thursday 10/7. I would like to thank my guinea pigs guests- Jamie, Robert and Patrick, Ethan and Efrain, and my stellar husband, Jonas.  They gamely got in fancy dress, played along, and brought their A-game.

table shot

When I think of luxury I think of hedonism, bacchanalia and excess. Studio 54, in its halcyon days, was the earthly embodiment.  Steve Rubell, the flamboyant proprietor of the club, knew a thing or two about luxury.  Every night, hundreds of people lined up outside the velvet ropes of Studio 54 clamoring for admission into an enchanted world. Rubell hand-picked a select few to come in and take part in the madness. He called it mixing a salad- the art of acheiving perfect blend of black, white, gay and straight, celebrity and commoner in order to make the club sing and rumors fly.

fuck me heels

The infamous disco breathed life into bohemian society for a brief moment in time in the late 1970’s and early 1980’s before it lost its luster in an Icarus-like plunge from grace. Studio 54’s mystique was, and still is, unparalleled. Many say that no one will ever come close to recreating the magic that was Studio 54. I was just a wee sprite during the dog days of disco, but the era is particularly poignant for me because I feel it speaks volumes about our country’s rampant obsession with excess.  We are a young country that sometimes acts like a spoiled child with our constant aspiration for more. Studio 54 is a good lesson in the fact that the pursuit of excess often leads to a fiery fall.

flame

I cannot help but draw a parallel to our current economic crisis and the factors leading up to it. Luxury is not an altogether sustainable concept, although we can enjoy it in moderation now and again. The luxury displayed in this post is meant as a whimsical interpretation of the perils of excess. The food resembles drugs that were taken during the disco days, albeit in a much safer form factor. If you must have pills and needles, why not make them from things like pomegranate seeds and pea puree instead? It’s safer, more sustainable, and I daresay more delicious.

serveware

I presented all of the food for this feast using non-traditional serveware.  I gave a lot of thought to the party as a whole, and I decided I wanted to foster an intimate, cavalier approach to both the food and guest interactions. By forcing people to use their hands or get close to the food in other ways, I was able to disarm them and thus set a thought-provoking tone for the meal.

mozzarella balloons

During the kiss kiss/can I get you a glass of wine/oh my god I love your outfit portion of the evening, I presented my lovelies with a mozzarella balloon amuse bouche. I will go into greater detail about how to make mozzarella balloons in a full-feature post, but suffice it to say they are one of the best uses of cheese curd I can possibly imagine. I filled these with foam made from tomato water and served them on a bed of red basil and pea shoots.

man moon cocaine

Anyone lucky enough to gain entrance into Studio 54 will undoubtedly remember the club’s logo, The Man in the Moon (with Cocaine Spoon). It was a piece of movable art- essentially a giant moon and animated spoon made to careen into one another throughout the night. It was not mechanized; rather, two employees were stationed under the moon and spoon whose sole job was to move the iconic artwork via rope and pulley.

Foie Gras Powder- the reserve stash

Foie Gras Powder- the reserve stash

I knew I needed to represent the famous logo, so I chose to do it with a piece of culinary art.  I made a bi-layered gelee of watermelon and sauternes then cut it into moon shapes. For the spoons, I dehydrated pears sliced in spoon shapes.

pear spoons

The piece de résistance of the dish, however, is the foie gras powder. It is essentially rendered foie gras that I powdered using a molecular gastronomy technique. It is sofa-king good, each of my six guests were veritably licking it off the mirror on which I served it. I had to bring out backup foie powder just to appease everyone’s craving.

pomegranate grape quaaludes

Throughout the meal, diners had the option to take an inter- ‘lude consisting of red pills (pomegranate seeds), green pills (chardonnay grapes) or blue pills (corinth grapes).  By the end of the meal, the pills were gone, if this gives you any indication as to what a raucous bunch I hosted.

ciggies and matches

Lest anyone need to satisfy their pyromaniacal tendencies or soothe an oral fixation, I provided “cigarettes” and “matches”- both edible. The cigarettes are a Turkish delight called borek I discovered while researching for this post. Mine consist of feta and pea vines rolled in phyllo and they are immeasurably good in their simplicity. They certainly sated my desire to put something long and slender into my mouth- perhaps the smokers amongst you will give them a go.

potato matches

I fashioned the matches from mandolined potatoes dipped in crème fraiche and paprika. While they may not be lighting any real fires anytime soon, they certainly sent tantalizing sparks to my tastebuds.

pea mint puree

The intermezzo consisted of pea and mint puree served heroin chic. Guests were invited to go back for seconds by plunging their syringes into the bowl of a candlelit large spoon filled with puree.

mint pea puree

In keeping with heady decadence, we decided to have dessert before the main course. I created blancmange pyramids of bicerin chocolate, cardamom and gianduja, presented them on oversized knives and dappled them with edible 14 karat gold. They left us piqued to the point of toe-clenching and knife-licking, but alas- the final course saved the day.

blancmange pyramid

Since I had to render a ton of fat to make my foie gras powder, I also needed to find a use for all that luscious foie. I elected to get crazy-lavish and make gravy with it, and when I think of gravy, it’s only natural that I also think of poutine. The brilliant tie-in with poutine and Studio 54 is that happy revelers would pour out of the club at sunrise starving for breakfast and they’d find themselves at diners ordering what they referred to as “disco fries”- aka poutine. This little factoid is so awesometastic I had to include poutine on my menu, no? I bedazzled it with foie gravy and used Okinawan purple sweet potatoes for the fries.

poutine

After dinner, we slipped on our dancing shoes and did the Hustle to Patrick’s expertly-chosen Studio 54-era playlist (he is the only guest among us who had actually been to the real Studio 54 in its heyday).  We also climbed on the bubble chair, got super silly with slang flashcards and exhibited budding ninja skills with Samurai practice swords.  Indeed, it was a night to remember, and since they weren’t real drugs, we feel fabulous enough today to do the whole thing again tonight.  The moral of today’s tale? Don’t do drugs, do disco (and if you want luxury, eat it- it’ll cost you a lot less than a mortgage you can’t afford or a staggering loss of brain cells).

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Green Eggs and Ham

Green Eggs and Ham

*I would love your vote over at Foodbuzz’ Project Food Blog. Voting is open now, but just for two days. You can check out the competition and vote for my entry here. Merci a million!

Dear Nature’s Pride,

I am a from-scratch kind of gal; consequently I rarely have store-bought bread in my kitchen. I was extremely pleasantly surprised to sample your Country Potato Bread and to find it luscious both in flavor and texture. You might be extremely (pleasantly, I hope) surprised to see what I did with it. Bet you never thought something so humbly wholesome as Country Potato Bread could become part of a molecular gastronomy canapé, now did you? And I even managed to pay homage to the greatest children’s writer on the planet, that wacky, zany, stripey lively legend Dr. Suess.

Green eggs and ham is shockingly easy to make, easy on the eyes, and easy on the ol’ pocketbook as well. I guess you could say green eggs and ham is just plain easy, but I wouldn’t want you to mix it up with my cousin Suzy, so I’ll stop just this side of Texas on that one. It comes together lickety split, and the great part is wowing your guests with your mad science skillz in the kitchen. You see, the eggs are not really eggs at all, but are made from peas, using a process called spherification. Spherifica-what? How Seussian! Do you spherify your peas, oh yes please, give me spherified peas. I will eat them on my knees, in a cloud of angry bees, Linda, you’re such a dork oh jeez! Ok, I’m done lapsing into Seuss-speak- allow me to explain, all grownup-like, spherification. It’s essentially turning liquid into spheres by using two naturally-occurring, inexpensive, easily attainable chemical compounds- sodium alginate and calcium chloride. It’s a crowd-pleaser sure to enthrall, geeky fun times had by all turning pea juice into balls (that was a momentary relapse- sorry)!

single green egg and ham

But bright green science spheres alone do not an appetizer make, so we’ve got to pair, and pair well. Peas are good with- prosciutto, gadzooks, I’m a genius. And prosciutto is ham, so there you have it, green eggs and ham. But it’s gotta be served on something, otherwise it would be a goopy, pea-stained scientific mess. That’s where you came in and saved the day, Nature’s Pride. Your sweet slices of ambrosia- aka potato bread, served as the perfect shingles for my spheres, but not before I coated them in maple syrup, egg and cream then fried them to Frenched perfection. Yes, I maple French toasted triangles of your bread, and I’d do it again and again and again. This time I won’t stop short- it was orgasmic in the way that has you panting for more even though you’re still reeling from the first and second go-rounds. Did I mention that I added some sweet and sour shallots to these bundles of brilliance? Yeah, it was a good call. This is one of the best things I’ve put in my mouth in the last month, and believe you me, I’ve put a whole grip of crazy things in there.

So what do you say, Nature’s Pride? Don’t you think we should transport the attendees of the greatest food festival ever to exist, Foodbuzz Fest 2010, back to their childhoods and feed them green eggs and ham? What say you, attendees? Are you down with a bite of nostalgia to go with the copious amounts of wine you’ll be “sipping and spitting” (yeah, right) during the tasting pavilion portion of the festival? Because I would LOVE to make these for you. And I might even spout off crazy rhymes while I’m doing it- wouldn’t that be fun to watch? Here’s the recipe- enjoy, my pretties.

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Green Eggs and Ham

Serves 8

Takes 30 minutes

For the sweet and sour shallots:

  • 1 tbsp butter
  • 1 shallot, thinly sliced
  • 1 tsp sherry vinegar
  • 1 tsp brown sugar
  • Salt, to taste

For the spherified peas:

  • 300 grams frozen peas
  • 12 mint leaves
  • 375 grams water
  • 2.4 grams sodium alginate
  • 6.5 grams calcium chloride
  • 1 liter water

For the maple French toast:

  • 4 slices Nature’s Pride Country Potato bread, each cut into two triangles
  • 1 egg
  • 3 tbsp maple syrup
  • 3 tbsp heavy cream

For assembly:

  • Two large slices of prosciutto,  cut into eight squares
  1. Caramelize the shallot in a small saucepan over low heat in the butter. After five minutes, add the remaining shallot ingredients and stir occasionally until browned and very soft, about 15 minutes.
  2. Meanwhile, put the peas and mint in a blender.  Boil 375 grams of water and pour over peas. Blend until smooth. Pass through a mesh strainer, discard the solids, and measure out 500 grams of the remaining juice. Put one third of it in an immersion blender container and add the sodium alginate. Blend well, add remaining juice, and blend again. Let sit in fridge while you make the calcium chloride water bath. Add calcium chloride to liter of water in a shallow glass container. Stir with a fork until dissolved. In a separate shallow container, add an equivalent amount of cold water (for rinsing). Using measuring spoons of whatever size you want your spheres to be, spoon pea juice into calcium chloride bath in little spherical blobs. Using a slotted spoon, gently nudge the spheres around in the water. After two minutes, remove the pea spheres to the cold water. (You will have enough pea juice to make way more than eight spheres- roll with it. It’s fun.)
  3. Mix the syrup, egg and cream until fully incorporated. Dredge the bread triangles in the mixture and pan fry in a nonstick skillet over medium heat on both sides until browned.
  4. Assemble the green eggs and ham by arranging the toast triangles on a platter, placing a prosciutto square on them, a small dollop of caramelized shallot, and finally, very carefully, using a slotted spoon, top with the spherified peas. The peas are delicate, so be gentle. Et voila- green eggs and ham.
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